Phebes the Toy Slayer
The other day I added Funship Freddy to the toy mending pile. I hadn't repaired any of the stuffed toys in quite a while and as I added Freddy to the pile I had to stop and take note of just how many toys had piled up. There were quite a few!
I remember when it was just Denny. He had bags of toys lying about the house. Sometimes he would pick one up and carry it around but most of the time he would just lay down and sleep with them. They were never tossed around or chewed on.
Then Charlie came to live with us. He was a puppy and would destroy things. But as he stopped teething his destructive phase ended. He still likes to run around with toys in his mouth, and loves it when we throw the toy for him to fetch. But he does not destroy his. In fact, he still has his beloved Rudolph that we picked up for him at Battersea Dog's Home back in the UK the Christmas before we moved here.
Then, a little over a year ago, Phoebe came to live with us. She LOVES toys. She loves for us to throw the toys for her to fetch - she can go for hours! But Phebes also loves to destroy toys. When we first took her in, we bought rather expensive toys for her and the boys. After all, we were used to them lasting quite a while. However it didn't take long to discover that Phebes was going to rip them to shreds in no time and perhaps we had better just get her some cheapie stuffed animals that we wouldn't be upset to see massacred. We also learned to hide some of Denny's toys that he loved and would be upset to see gone. Ladybird (the ladybug) had been Denny's toy since he was a pup. One afternoon with Phebes and it had no face!
Phebe's favourite method of destruction is by ripping the neck apart. May I present the exhibits:
She also has some strange obsession with some of the toys. Monkey Boy #1 didn't last too long. He lost his first leg on day one and the second leg followed quickly. I've sewn him up numerous times and she always goes for the kill. Meanwhile, Monkey Boy #2 fared much better.
She carried him around by his head for so long that eventually the seam gave way. I've repaired him and now she is back to carrying him around. She plays with him, chases after him when he's thrown but doesn't rip him to shreds. In fact, she lays with him in her mouth. It's strange that some of the toys get this treatment while others are demolished in moments. Her skunk is another toy that she seems to treasure:
Thankfully it appears that Samson is more like Charlie & Denny in his play; he loves to pounce on the toys and then proceeds to slobber all over them but does not rip them up. He seems so happy just to have the toy and wants to savour his conquest:
Phebes now has us trained. We give her a toy and watch to see how quickly she will find it's weakness. If it is a toy with a squeaker we don't give it long to live as she is obsessed with tearing out the squeakers. We keep an eye on her and once the fiberfill starts to flow we pick it up and check the toy. We have several carcasses lying around where the stuffing has been removed but she will still play with the toy. We've also learned (the hard way) to make sure that once the toy has been ripped open we get the squeaker away from her so she does not swallow it.
The main thing is to keep her happy but safe. She certainly keeps us on our toes! But it's worth it to see how happy she is with her toys.


